preflop ejaculation


1. (n.) the absurd practice of betting inordinate sums of money before the flop is shown in texas hold’em 2. to go all in before the flop.
can you believe mcspell? betting $60 before the flop, and all he was sitting on was pocket twos. he must suffer from preflop -j-c-l-t–n

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