prefuck


similar to a prenup, where a contract is made before the s-xual encounter to ensure zero emotional liability, zero stalking, zero kiss-and-tell and zero phone calls the morning after, or alternatively std-treatment bill and abortion bill insurance.
dips: i don’t want to be any girl’s first or last. that’s just too much baggage.

bhai: you’re just scared! i’ll tell you what, sign a pref-ck. that way you can be sure she won’t stalk you afterwards.
you and a significant other arrange to meet before a date and engage in vigorous s-x before you both get too drunk or something. also is a great way to break the ice.
guy 1 – dude i am getting bombed at the bars tonight.
guy 2 – aren’t you going with jordan, what if you get whiskey d-ck?
guy 1 – it’s okay, we are going to pref-ck at her place.

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