pregger slushy
when a pregnant woman slips on ice and causes an abortion.
person 1-” oh sh-t lacey, what the h-ll?”
lacey- ” my baby, oh my g-d! i slipped on the ice and my baby squirted out.”
person 1- ” oh no! you caused a pregger slushy on public property.”.
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