Pregler
a hermaphrodite that takes multiple wieners in every hole in its body except the v-g-n- witch it shoves abnormally large pumpkins. you can always tell where ones been because of the diarrhea trail it leaves behind. a pregler is usually attracted to a melvin. a pregler often attempts to deceive you by trying to convince you that it is not a pregler but you are. a pregler often hangs out at gay night clubs.
guy # 1: yo brah did you see that pregler at the nickleback concert last night?
guy # 2: yea luckily i didnt fall victom to its dinosaur v-g-n-
guy # 3: unfortunately i cant say the same thing…
guy # 2: yea you and about 400 other guys.
guy # 1: even that blind guys seeing eye dog.
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