ProcrastinEating
the consumption of food undertaken to avoid a dull or arduous task, irrespective of hunger levels or the time of day.
mark: man, this history paper’s taking me forever…i could go for some guacamole and spicy salsa dip on crackers…
john: dude, you ate lunch half an hour ago. quit procrastineating and get back into it!
avoiding being productive by consuming food even when one is not hungry, or waiting until after a future meal to start working. a procrastin-eater is victim of this detrimental phenomenon.
“i’d really like to take you out; want to get some ice cream?”
“well, i’m not interested in you, but i love procrastin-eating, so why not?”
“oh, ok.”
the art of eating when not hungry to avoid doing a task eg: -ssignments, housework, report writing.
hey sam did you finish the -ssignment last night?” “no buddy, i was too busy procrastineating
procrastinating through the act of consuming edible materials such as the snack or quick bite.
‘the essay was too terrible to face, so she resorted to procrastineating.
putting off something important such as writing a paper or studying to scavenge the fridge for food and eating. common cause of weight gain in college.
if i need to get something done, i have to go to the library or i will waste all my time procrastineating.
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