pregnancy roulette
when a girl has unprotected s-x with multiple men and does not know who the father is.
eva had to go on to “the maury povich” show to determine who her baby daddy is from playing pregnancy roulette with marcelo, jim, kris, steve, and ting.
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the deadly game of loading the fallopian tubes with one’s sperm before and/or after others will do the same. takes a minimum of three players (at least one female), but there is no maximum amount of players so invite your friends. there are no winners in this game, just one loser. the loser must pay child support for 18 years. rules enforced by federal law.
ted: lauren invited us all over for a game of pregnancy roulette last night. it only lasted about 30 minutes and i was pretty surprised her boyfriend was down to play and pretty surprised he called last.
mike: nice man, so who lost?
ted: dunno yet, we are all winners for the next 9 months.
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