pregnancy updates
a very stupid trend amongst todays teen and young 20 something expecting mothers who post weekly updates that really n-body needs to see or cares about, as if we forgot that you were pregnant from the week before. it is really retared and annoying and this trend needs to be stopped
stupid expecting mommy: this week my baby is 15 weeks, now 16 weeks, now 17 weeks etc… im glad they created the pregnancy updates app lolz omg jk not really
person in reality reading it: omg who the f-ck cares, stop it already!!!
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