pregnant pillow
a mental pillow for pregnant l-sses with back pain. come home after a long day lumpin’ their hump around, straight into the clutches of the pregnant pillow to alleviate the stress caused by that touchy feely colleague in estates.
‘f-ckin’ jerry tried to give me a m-ssage again today, i can’t wait to get home to my pregnant pillow’
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