pregnantitis
a girl who is constantly thinking she is pregnant. she would even use pregnancy as an excuse to get a guy back who knows she’s
a lying sucubis . she usually hangs out with a group of girls who are infected with it to so they all complain about being fake pregnant together.
sk-nk: john i think im pregnant im one minute late for my period and in a few seconds it will be two.
john: this is the four time this week how many periods to have?
near by listeners: looks like another case of pregnant-tis
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