pregtastic


the act of being pregnant and being fantastic. a euphoric swollen, big bellied lady waddling around with swollen feet and heartburn. but looking super cool doing it. maybe you could do the running man?! or the robot?! pregtastic folks are an enigmatic piece of society. the possibilities are endless.
the big bellied pregtastics are milfs that dance laugh and live like they don’t have watermelons under their shirts.

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