prehumptial agreement
noun. the consent provided between adults prior to engaging in either casual, friends with benefits, or meaningless s-x.
similar to a prenumptial agreement but with a different line of business.
aka ‘the prehump’
i told him not to get all crazy after we hooked up. it was all explained during the prehumptial agreement.
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