prejoculate


jok-yuh-leyt verb.

to celebrate or joke about something that has yet to happen.

related forms: jocular, joculary, jocularity
“i’m going for a check up today”
“well we’re going out for drinks tonight. if all goes well with you, its another reason to celebrate”
“but i won’t know the results for another 2 days…”
“whatever, we’ll prejoculate.”

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