Prelax


to enter a relaxed state in antic-p-tion of something awesome happening.
dennis: “you look relaxed today.”
kevin: “yeah, my workload is cut in half next tuesday. i’m prelaxing.”
prelax (intransitive verb): to relax or enter a relaxed state before something bad or stress-inducing occurs that would normally nessecitate relaxation; to relax preemptively.
when school resumed, jill seemed nervous, and even though there were no tests scheduled for several weeks, most of jill’s cl-ssmates agreed that she definitely needed to prelax.
pre-lax::
the last relax before the real work begins.

(“s-x-lax” is a pre-lax session consisting in part, or in whole…of s-x.)
“bout ta get my “pre-lax” on, then i’ma move this furniture.”

rule #1) we shall not dicuss work in any form throughout the duration of my pre-lax.

rule #2) we do not discuss the duration of my pre-lax.

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