premachair ejaculation
the act of sp-nking over yourself, when you climax earlier than antic-p-ted whilst watching online p-rn, causing you to fall backwards off of your chair.
he was careful about masturbating in his bedroom since the occasion when he suffered from premachair -j-c-l-t–n, and struck his head on the floor.
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