Premarital Sexting
the act of s-xting (s-xual text messaging) between two parties before engaging in the legal and/or religious confines and inst-tution of covenantal marriage. see s-xting.
billy: “hey babe”
sally-jo: “hey monkey”
billy: “what are you wearing?”
sally-jo:
billy: “awesome!!!”
premarital s-xting.
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