premarital text
the act of texting (text messaging) a member of the opposite s-x, outside the confines of a relationship, in flirtatious ways, often insinuating the desire for a deeper, intimate relationship.
“that girl that works in the cubicle next to you is really good looking. i would so premarital text her.”
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