prematated
(adj) describing an object, person, or situation that is ill-formed, damaged, or just plain messed up.
likely from “premature” + “mutated”.
first known occurrence in common parlance: january 1987, atlanta, ga.
“don’t be smokin’ crack and drinkin’ ’cause you’ll have them prematated babies.”
“i can’t believe she’s wearing the dress that her mother made to prom–it’s totally prematated.”
“she was really kind of pretty until she got that botched facelift, and now she looks all prematated.”
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