premature abbreviation
someone you have just met calls you by your high school nickname or a shortened version of your name without being asked. can be simply social-klutzyness but often an early indicator you just met an ill-mannered loser. nb: all is usually forgiven if the person is someone you are attracted to.
linda: mark, this is my lovely friend roanne, roanne, meet mark!
mark: hi, so what do you do for a crust ro?
roanne: it’s roanne thanks.
roanne (later, to linda): i don’t know why exactly, but premature abbreviation is a major turn off…
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