Premature Corneration


the act of beginning to drift too soon on mario kart, thus resulting in driving on the gr-ss which inhibits your speed and more than likely costing you a few places.
anna: yes! getting up speed, gonna get back to first place in no time!

-starts drift too soon-
ok, hold it out….no! i’m on the gr-ss!!!!!

rob: -overtakes- hahah i’m winning!

anna: -_-” d-mn premature corneration…

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