Premature Ejaculantern


when you buy halloween pumpkins in early september
he had a premature ejaculantern because he purchased halloween pumpkins on labor day.

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    loss of data or files when you eject your usb key without properly stopping the device. oh no! half of my presentation is missing because i just pulled out without stopping my usb key. this happens to me all the time. i must have a problem with premature ejection dysfunction.

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    refering to an enourmous p-n-s. whoa! that guy has a p-n-saurous-rex. a bulging bubbling p-n-s longer than 8 inches or a dinosaur’s erection. “that collin has a p-n-saurous rex.”

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    the ratio of males to females in a social setting such as a party, concert, etc. average joe 1: hey joe, want to go the big party this friday? average joe 2: naw, man. the p-n-s per capita is too great. it’s going to be a real sausage fest.

  • Corny ubscub

    you are a corny ubscub if you have eaten potatoes within the last 2 months while simultaneously having a scab somewhere on your body. scott’s mom has a scab on her arm and she just ate some potatoes. that b-tch is a corny ubscub.


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