Premature Ejobulation
telling several people that you got a job after being informally told you got the job by someone that does not have the complete authority for you to be able to formally say you got the job.
when you speak with a company or firm representative in a formal setting, that person says you have the job, but you have to go through hr first, you tell your colleagues you have the job, you call hr and ask them to expedite the hiring process since you’ve already been informally offered the job and then wait several weeks to find out you are no longer being considered for the job, you have fallen victim to a spell of premature ejobulation.
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