premature ejubulation
premature ejubulation is a condition in which a person becomes jubilant with antic-p-tion before the actual event actually occurs, then is disappointed when it doesn’t.
well john got me all excited about wonderful new flavor of chocolate ice cream, but the grocery store had none yet. a case of premature ejubulation.
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