pulling a “volanski”
showing up at a party late where everyone is already smashed and resisting your h-rny girlfriend who wants your d-ck in her like no other so as to not feel guilty of rape.
guy: hey i’m here dudes.
girlfriend: where have you been?! i’ve been waiting for you! o my g-d i want you soooo bad.
guy: eh…. i’m pulling a “volanski” instead
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