Premature Esnackulation
verb/noun
when you plan on saving a snack, or making it last a long time, and accidentally eat all of it in one sitting or a short period of time.
friend 1: bro! bring the chicken and waffle flavored potato chips in here and let’s eat some, but save the other half for later tonight.
friend 2: d-mn! i just experienced some severe premature esnackulation and ate the whole bag on the walk from the kitchen.
friend 1: you’re a raging fat -ss, dude.
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