premature evacuation
when everyone leaves the stadium at half time because their team is losing so badly. especially effective term if the losing team makes a huge come-back and wins. can also be used to refer to leaving a party or concert early just because it doesn’t meet your initial expectations then hearing the next morning that it turned out great.
the newspaper reported a substantial premature evacuation in the third quarter, which despite the bulls’ turnaround for a stunning last-minute win, was hard on the team’s morale.
getting caught while sneaking away after a one night stand.
alternate: an early post-s-x exit, i.e. before your partner is deep asleep.
he hooked up with some girl last night and got busted for a premature evacuation.
leaving any social situation with the quickness, without notifyng anyone involved
when ray-j went to e-rocks house to hang and get some grub on, once she saw what he was cookin she rolled right back out the door without sayin a word. she pulled a premature evacuation.
when during b-tt s-x, the person that is receiving accidentally p–ps before the s-x is over.
i was doing becky in the b-tt, when she had a little case of premature evacuation.
when you think about going to the toilet and you sh-t your pants
man that new toilet is comfortable, its got all the latest n-bs and dials…. dear lord i think i just filled my barrel fronts with the devils fudge…d-mn you premature evacuation
the premature expulsion of faeces in a non-lavatorial environment. often occurs in people who are turtling for a length of time.
john and cindy were engaged in a p-ssionate embrace. temperatures were rising and p-ssions growing, until the moment was completely ruined by john’s obvious premature evacuation.
accidentally exiting the elevator on the wrong floor.
woops! i need the fifth floor! i almost suffered a premature evacuation!
when a closeted h-m-s-xual is outed, either by themselves or by another individual, earlier than necessary, usually resulting in negative consequences
“this chick was totally dtf today, but i ruined it due to a severe case of premature evacuation…”
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