premature geyser


when you bust a nut so high and powerful that it lands on your face and in your mouth
bro ,i have such a bad taste in my mouth from that premature geyser i had yesterday.
when you are on your bed beating your c-ck so hard that your c-m unexpectedly flies up into your face and mouth.
ryan: dude i experienced a premature geyser last night.

me: sorry to hear that man.

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