Premature Googleation
a person suffers from premature googleation if he or she takes any problem straight to google without giving any real attempts at solving it for him or herself, thus depriving themselves and the world of any original or innovative solutions that can be achieved through thinking and experimentation.
a. this problem is too f-cking hard dude, i’m just going to google how to do it
b. and prematurely googleate? are you serious? at least take a stab at it man
a. yeah you’re right, premature googleation would make me kind of.. impotent.
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