Premature shooting
when you c-m too soon only to see that your gf is disappointed and broke up with you.
guy 1: my girlfriend broke up with me.
guy 2: why?
guy 1: when i was nailing her it was all fine until i had premature shooting and she was disappointed because i had a microshaft.
guy 2: take some v–gr-.
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