Premature Stabulation
lunging to stab someone way too early in call of duty, followed by being stabbed by the enemy.
john: did you kill that guy?
jeff: no, i prematurely stabulated!!!
john: that sucks
jeff: i’m so frickin p-ssed!!!
john: cl-ssic case of premature stabulation
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