Premature Textaculation


the accidental sending of a text message,
resulting in the recipient receiving a message that makes little to no sense, or makes you a big, big embarr-ssed -ss.
he had a premature textaculation, so he wrote her: “i was looking again at your picture when i came …” ooops! message sent! instead of “.. i was looking again at your picture when i came to the conclusion that probably we never met.” well.. what do you know about that! what a total -ss!
the act of accidentally hitting the send b-tton on a phone text before you finished typing the entire message.
i just received this text from you. “dude, meet us at “. it looks like another case of premature textaculation.

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