Premature Typejaculation


when you’re typing a sentence, usually into an instant messaging program, and you press enter too soon, causing the sentence to be sent incomplete.
“hey, what’s up”
“oh, nothing mu”
“ch”
“aww sh-t… premature typ-j-c-l-t–n”

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