premeditated manslaughter


premeditated manslaughter is when your lawyer conives your life into a living h-ll of their plundering your rights & -ssets bringing collateral damage to your family provoking you into re-action with the ultimate defence!
mayuko: did you hear about big john mclintock qc who stripped one too many clients of their life savings and -ssets?
phil: what again? i’d heard about his ex-client whom he left penniless retired & unable to fend for herself financially who committed suicide?
mayuko: yeah, but this time the client reacted- ran him splat sideways with a tweaked norton commando speedster twin 750; client claimed an accident after being driven mad by big john he had it all planned, i reckon: ‘premeditated manslaughter’.
phil: good luck using the premedicated murder defence.

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