Premis
a re-definition of the word “premises” meaning a single building.
the origin of the new word is almost certainly the ess-x & thames police (uk)to define a “single building” instead of a “group of buildings”.
it should be noted that “premises” is the legal definition of single or multiple buildings since well before the year 1730.
tonight was carry out a raid on this premis.
we found a significant amount of stolen goods in this premis tonight.
when a man -j-c-l-t-s while only having a semi, usually caused by rubbing the p-n-s on the trousers accidentally.
also caused by being so s-xuallly excited, you don’t need a b-n-r.
jennifer: “what the h-ll is that stain?”
steven: “sorry, i premi’d a moment ago”
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