premo dan
while watching the newly released film twilight a female straddles you and whilst grinding your lap, you blow in you pants causing a nickle sized c-m stain to appear on your pants and the female p-sses out in laughter.
yo i was over this n-gg-s house things got really hot and heavy long story short he gave me a premo dan
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