premoonstrual


the strange and uncomfortable energy that makes one have increased irritability, anxiety, and insomnia in the days leading up to the full moon.
“ohhhh it’s a full moon tonight….i’ve been premoonstrual. that explains why i haven’t been sleeping, i’ve been crabby, and i woke up in the mental inst-tution.”

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