Prepare your anus
often said to a partner when they are preparing for -n-l. preparing an -n-s is difficult, and if done improperly can wound people. you can use any combination of b-tt plugs, d-ld-s, and lube to prepare your -n-s.
todd: h-llo hun.
jill: hi. can we not have -n-l tonight, i dont feel well.
todd: prepare your -n-s!
-slap-
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the act of repeatedly pressing the up or down b-tton on an elevator in order to hasten its arrival you have a severe case of ele-exceleration – that’s not gonna make the elevator come any sooner