prepup
formal agreement between partners before they add a dog to the family.
man: well, if we ever decide to get a dog, we’re going to have to sign a prepup first.
woman: yeah: cuz if you ever break up with me, i’m keeping the dog.
man: fine! but if he swallows some magnets and needs $1,500 in x-rays and surgery, he’s getting the needle. that’s the darwin award clause.
formal agreement between partners before they add a dog to the family.
man: well, if we ever decide to get a dog, we’re going to have to sign a pre-pup first.
woman: yeah — cuz if you ever break up with me, you’ll never see that b-tch again.
man: fine! but if she swallows some magnets and needs $1,500 in x-rays and surgery, she’s getting the needle — and you’ll never see that b-tch again. that’s the darwin award clause.
the agreement between a couple when they get a dog to determine, if the couple should split, who gets residential custody of said pet.
john and sherry just got a labrador retriever, but she made him sign a pre-pup in case they ever broke up.
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