presence rape
a ridiculous claim that many feminists make to try to arrest someone. the claim believes that “any male within 100 yards of you” is trying to rape you. even if a guy walks past a woman messing around on his phone without paying any attention to the woman whatsoever, the woman can claim “presence rape.” it suggests that any male who gets within even a few yards of a woman is deranged, dangerous, and must be jailed immediately. people with common sense ridicule this extreme claim. unfortunately, common sense isn’t entirely common.
inmate 1: what did you get in for?
inmate 2: i presence raped someone.
inmate 1: what’s that?
inmate 2: (shows this definition to inmate 1.)
inmate 1: i pity you.
woman is sitting on a public park bench.
man jogs past, listening to a song on his ipod.
woman: presence rape! presence rape! he presence raped me! he got within 5 yards of me!
man is arrested and sentenced to 25 years in jail.
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