president roosevelt
one of the greatest presidents in american history no matter which one you’re talking about :p
intelligent american who sees past the stupidity of partisanship: “president roosevelt was amazing.”
blind democrat: “you’d better mean franklin because that stupid theodore was a racist republican.”
blind republican: “you’d better mean theodore because franklin was a flaming welfare loving social justice warrior.”
intelligent american who sees past the stupidity of partisanship: “no, i mean both because both were great and put country over party. without either of them, you both would possibly have been child slaves, slaves to large businesses, eating poisonous food, drinking unclean water, and if all of that somehow didn’t manage to kill you, then you’d die well before you could use social security to keep yourself alive and long lived.”
blind democrat and republican: “cuck!”
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