an interesting phenomenon that occurs when a semi-attractive female enters a sports-related setting. instantly, her stock rises several points because of the high percentage of dudes in the press box. a similar phenomenon occurs, when one chick attends a sausage fest or sword fight.
press box hot can turn a chick who is normally a 5 out of 10 into a 9.5 out of 10 instantly.
also, it should be noted that if the chick loves sports, this will raise her score even higher.
ben: dude, did you see that hottie in the jordan jersey at the sports bar?
anthony: she wasn’t hot. she was press box hot. you were deceived because there weren’t any other hotties to compare her too. if you saw her at the grocery store, she would only be about a 3 out of 10.
ben: yeah, i guess you’re right.
- Street fighter thumb
the painful condition on the inside of your thumb you get when playing too many rounds of street fighter back to back. we played to fifty wins, so the next morning i had major street fighter thumb.
- Will Pauley
the act of spooging on one’s -n-l region, rubbing your face in it, and then taking a dump on one’s face while taking pictures of it/video-taping it. “oh man!! after i f-cked his mom last night i gave her a will pauley!!”
- Wind Cookie
expelling of gas…by girls my tummy hurts, i think i have gas…(pzbbbt) oh my a wind cookie!
- FuckShit Master
some one who is always on some f-cksh-t or bullsh-t or is usually the cause of some f-cksh-t or bullsh-t . a person who is trouble or badluck for people other than themselves . like d-bo from the movie “friday” . man every time this guy shows up some bullsh-t occurs , dis some f-cksh-t […]
- String Cheese Bitch
a person who loses their -n-l virginity to string cheese i f-cked that string cheese b-tch’s tight b-tthole so bad last night