pressed ham sandwich


a polite reference to a clean shaven vah-jay-jay. the overlapping l-b– tend to resemble the delicate folds deli ham (pickle insertion optional).
fresh from her brazilian, lillian proudly displayed her pressed ham sandwich.

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