Pressed Ham
1) applying one’s bare b-ttocks to the window of a moving car.
2) to depress one’s unclothed posterior onto another’s person. usually done in a forceful manner.
the little punks in the car next to me gave me a pressed ham and i saw the kid’s fruit salad.
while my girlfriend slept on the couch, i dropped my pants and gave her a pressed ham on her face.
pressing one’s b-tt cheeks up against a window or gl-ss.
we pressed ham to another car on the road.
when you press your -ss against gl-ss, thus flattening it and giving it the appearance of pressed ham
i went up to my friend’s house and gave his window pressed ham.
mooning someone out the window, and pressing your -ss cheeks against the gl-ss.
jimmy was looking at me from outside the window, so i showed him the pressed hams
to brew one nasty -ss fart and then pull down your pants and place your sweet -ss on your friends face and let er rip…….
to initiate this friendship….i would like to offer you a pressed ham…..
when tara bares her -ss and presses it against car window on way home from ljs. act causes p-ssing car to give chase to car occupying tara. tava saves day by nascar like driving skills.
an -ss like that should not be used as pressed ham! d-mn, tara. pull your pants up!
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