Pressed Rat and Warthog
when a male moons someone and performs the following actions
1.) tucking their genitalia between their legs and thus towards the b-ttcrack (also known as a fruitbasket)
2.) pressing the whole shabang (while bent over) against a pane of gl-ss thus achieving a “pressed rat and warthog”
i.e. exactly the same as a fruit basket but pressed against a pane of gl-ss
yeah, at first i was just going to moon larry but i decided to give ‘im the old pressed rat and warthog on his driver side window.
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