pressed

stressed, upset, annoyed. if you’re pressed about something it basically means you ain’t about that life or you find it pressing
1. i’m h-lla pressed about how much homework we have due tomorrow. 2. why does this girl keep trying me? im pressed!
obsessed or attuned to a particular thing, idea, or person to an unseemly degree. always used in the pejorative.

seems to have originated in the mid-atlantic region (probably southeast d.c.).
d-mn, he’s pressed for some soda!

he called you 23 times last night? he is pressed.
in stan-war related lingo, to be pressed means to be obsessed with knocking down an artist’s success to the point everyone knows how ridiculous and unfounded your claims are, making you look foolish, uneducated, illiterate, delusional, etc. pressed stans usually appear to be mentioning artists they hate in unrelated threads about other artists, starting stan wars around them for no reason. they live and breathe the artists they claim to hate.

usually used in combinations such as “you pressed as h-ll” and “you appear to be pressed. it’s okay, i’d be mad too”
g-y 1: “ix is a flop alb-m, it didn’t sell sh-t bwahaha. beyawnce is over”
g-y 2: “keep trying to make it seem like a flop because it’s clearly not and you pressed as h-ll b-tch.”

girl 1: “lol please, you pressed as f-ck cause you know that alb-m is a piece of sh-t. your lies are shining through this bullsh-t”

guy 1: “i cannot at the pressed still reaching for (insert artist here). she will stay slaying, your irrelevant opinions will stay simple minded. bye.”
adjective descriptive of someone being “all over it”
yo, that n-gg- is pressed for that girl.
derived from either “pressed for time” or “hard pressed”… it basically means you’re obsessed or desperately in love with somebody.
yo, he’s so pressed for her.
bein extremely obsessed over somethin to the point where it gets annoyin
she was too f-ckin pressed when da n-gg- she liked asked her out

“tiffany! quit bein so f-ckin pressed cuz u got ur hair done!”

she was pressin on wut to wear for da party tat night
poked, sh-gged, boned, penertrated, f-cked
don’t take it out on me cuz your girl got pressed by a next man