presser
short for press conference
pete d-ck: “what you wanna do after the game?”
tp: “i wanna order another beer and watch the presser on espn.”
pete d-ck: “lets get a pitcher then, those guys can get long winded, especially if shaq is playin.”
the description of a thing or process to make it seem far more complicated than it actually is.
while turning the disengaging device, pull the entire -ssembly toward you with a vigorous motion simultaneously moving your body out of the way. and thats how you open a door. said presser.
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