pressimism


the tendency to paint popular culture in a bad light just to have something to write about; to highlight the most outlandish examples of the downside that you can scr-pe together on any subject in hopes of attracting attention. often found in online journalism.
i keep trying to get my friends to play pokemon go, but they’re all convinced we’ll fall off cliffs if they do. pressimism, man.

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