Pressing
a form of capital punishment in which weight is applied to the victim gradually. sometimes if they divulge certain information, the weights will be lifted. in the last ten years gangs have began to bring it back into fashion. giles dory, in the 1692 salem trials, is known to have said, “more weight, please” as they added the last lethal stone.
thug: yo, boy, you keep talkin’ sh-t we gon’ press yo -ss.
punk: oh god pressing! -urinates on himself-
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large breasted ladies pressing their mammaries up against frosted gl-ss for the benefit and entertainment of (normally male) viewers on the other side. unfrosted gl-ss and unharnessed mammaries are rewarded with more points by the viewers.
“look at that l-ss with the large charlies pressing them up against that shower door.”
“oh yes, 5 whole points, double if she had a nice pair”
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