Pressure-Treasure
ever wondered how it will feel like -j-c-l-t-ng but nothing coming out?
well now you can, introducing pressure-treasure.
simply install the tip of a q-tip inside your pee hole and start choking the rooster. when your done just simply remove the q-tip and toss away. no more mess to clean up!!!
how does this work?
well the q-tip stops the sperm from ever leaving your body, and your body swallows the sperm back due to pressure.
-warning don’t try this at home, you will die!!!-
“no more toilet paper? f-ck!!! i need to c-m so badly!!! oh there’s a q-tip right there. (installed q-tip). oh yeah aahhh, it feels so good. oh i’m c-mming, i’m c-mming!!!
aaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!
there you go,no more clean up.”
he died after for trying this.
dont do pressure-treasure unless you’re serious!!!
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