Pressurized puss(y)
when you are on a flight for 6+ hrs and wearing yoga pants… then you realize that they are polyester and that they don’t breathe at all.
omg i thought wesring yoga pants was gunna be super comfy but now i’m getting swell and smell … pressurized puss(y)
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