a stupid little f-ckboy with a tiny d-ck who only uses girls for nudes and bounces through friend groups faster than a f-cking bunny.
girl: hes such a preston slaybaugh
girl2: i know right
loving someone to the max, when love isn’t enough to describe how you feel about someone my love for you is lovemax baby
- ben joseph william lawrence davis
long d-ck z71 driving uncirc-mcised british f-ck. there goes that long d-ck ben-joseph william lawrence-davis
- angry crock pot
several men c-m into a pot, a female squirts into the pot, then you put the mixture on a cake and eat it how did your angry crock-pot turn out last night?
- just hit tha lotto
a true winner. one in a million. feels like i just hit tha lotto!
- bird seeding
when you feed birds “sorry i gotta go do some bird seeding. talk to you later!”